food...

So, for the first time in history, I'm sitting at church finding that I'm actually prepared for the meeting I'm about to have. Also currently having been greatly inspired by the facebook image of my good friend Ben (a giant pile of ribs) it is time for me to talk about my second favorite topic in the world (God does come in first): food. So, it is time for Andy to discuss his favorite Wisconsin food offerings in whatever order my tummy commands me to place them in. Maybe I'll be a tad more serious next week.

Greg's (Adel): It's greasy, nasty, the help is fairly rude, hasn't been cleaned in, oh who are we kidding, ever, and one meal there shaves a good five years off your heart's lifespan. Those my friends are the true marks of culinary genius. I seriously went there one time after having my cholesterol checked and them telling me it was actually low, figuring it would give me a nice boost to normalcy (and yes, it worked).


Jerry's Old Town (Germantown): The inspiration for this entry, you can pretty much bet you'll find myself and our high school leaders there on Thursday's for all you can eat ribs (and that will include next Thursday!). They know us by name and reputation: new rules have been created for us (sadly, I'm being serious: it's now all you can eat within a certain time limit. In the eloquent words of the great poetic sages Jar Jar Binks and the Olson Twins: How rude!). There are no better ribs on the planet, and when it's all you can eat for $17 how can you go wrong (well, you could throw them up, but that's another story).

The American Club Seafood buffet (Kohler): Ok, I have afforded this exactly once (and now instead of going there Ben just makes me put on a seafood buffet for him in which I do all the cooking and he does most of the eating), but it was perhaps the third best meal of my life (NYCs Mesa Grill and Josie's are simply perfect). May have been the best if not for the scary and cold pea soup. Just mounds of exotic seafood. Yumyum.

Sabor (Milwaukee): I have afforded this never. Only got to go as a gift. They have every man's dream: bacon wrapped fillet served off a sword wielded by a Brazilian gaucho (note the picture). It was great, but it's mega mega pricey (but if someone whats to gift it to me again, I'm there).

Legend Larry's (Sheboygan and Lakewood): These are hot wings as they should be. Just crazy amazing, and I can get them here or up north. Only thing better then a mound of Terriakyi and hot garlic wings is watching ZB eat 6 DOA's (the hotest ever) or AD going crazy watching me make a mess of myself eating them (she thought I should use a fork, silly girl!).